Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Hello Kitty MAC!

I have been wearing MAC's makeup for a long time. I have also been collecting Hello Kitty stuff since I was little. So, of course, I was super excited to hear that they have paired up for a makeup line all their own! I don't think I'm going to buy everything, but the lip gloss and nail polish is pretty cute. It can be ordered online now and hits the stores tomorrow. Look for a couture line next month. (But honestly, who is going to pay 90 dollars for POWDER? Not me)

Wall-E Cupcakes!

Yes, I'm still obsessed with Wall-E. Yesterday, I made some belated birthday cupcakes for my friend. These wrappers are so cute, I don't want to throw them away. But, I do so as not to get cake crumbs all over the house.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Do You Think That's EEEEEEeeeevvvvil???!!!

I guess I shouldn't be putting my evil plan out there, but here it is anyway. If you want to make your own evil plan, visit this site

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Monday, February 02, 2009

I Heart Stains

This was on The Soup a few weeks ago, and I am still laughing at it. I don't think it would have been as funny if it weren't for the zombie music playing in the background.