I guess I shouldn't be putting my evil plan out there, but here it is anyway. If you want to make your own evil plan, visit this site
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
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